对大家的胃口。七海只顾着埋头苦吃任凭文太在葵姐面前继续耍宝。她向来很爱吃包子,在前一阵中华街“食神争霸赛”中她一举夺得面食类女子组冠军,并且很没脸没皮的创造了小包子24个、大包子10个的新纪录。
记得当时葵姐很生气——自家开饭店女儿却上外面大吃大喝,这严重伤害了一个餐饮界女强人的心,逼着七海塞了韭菜盒子和馅饼各7个才算完事。
饭后聊聊天消消食,七海主动端了一杯黑乎乎的饮料递到幸村面前,“喝点东西吧。”
“哇!好苦。”幸村从没想到会有这种味道的饮料,简直和中药汤差不多,“这、这是什么。”
“癍痧凉茶。”女孩有些失望,想见到幸村毁容的愿望落了空。虽然对方的反应很强烈,五官却没有像其他第一次喝这个的那些人一样都扭到了一起,只是皱了皱眉头。
“这样的东西,会有人喝么?”
“对身体有好处嘛,我蛮喜欢喝,而且喝得多了……自然也就不会觉得苦了。”七海又递过一小碟陈皮,“喝一点吃这个就会感觉好一点。”
幸村抓着杯子看了里面的液体一眼,轻轻推开那碟陈皮将癍痧一饮而尽,“还不错,好像……有一点甜味反上来了呐。”
“部长,光看你那么喝我就受不了啦,我还是要酸梅汤。”文太连蹦带跳的到了饮料机前接了一大杯,“小七,癍痧和酸梅汤你都常喝,你要哪一样?”
未等七海做出回应,文太已经自顾自的大口喝起来,“饮料就是要喝甜的才好嘛。”
“七海,选一个吧。”幸村的语气依然是那么漫不经心,眼睛在店内环绕一周最后落在了女孩身上。“你喜欢喝哪一个。”
七海看了看喝得正美丝毫没有注意到这边情况的文太,又瞅瞅耐心等待她的答案的幸村。
“我要白开水。”
i don't o make it happen
我不需要男人来让这一切发生
i get off being free
我要获得自由
i don't o make me feel good
我不需要男人来让自己感觉良好
i get off doing my thing
我要活出自我
i don't need a ring around my finger
我不需要指头上的承诺
to make me feel plete
来让自己的人生美满
so let me break it down
让我打破这一切
i get off when you ain't around
如果有一天没有你 我就可以解脱
作者有话要说:昨天包子回来很晚,没及时更新,抱歉。
星期天还要上班,啥想法也没有了。
关于“癍痧凉茶”,去过广州的朋友们最清楚啦,包子是彻底被那玩意打败了。
英文来自 the pussycat dolls《i don't need a man》
i see you looking at me
like i got something for you
a you stare
don't you dare
'cause i'm not about to
just give it on up to you
'cause there are some things i won't do
and i'm not afraid to tell you
i do to leave you fused
the more you try
the less i buy it
and i don't have to think it through
you know if i'm into you
i don't o make it happen
i get off being free
i don't o make me feel good
i get off doing my thing
i don't need a ring around my finger
to make me feel plete
so let me break it down
i get off when you ain't around
oh!
you know i got my own life
and i b that's in it
so if you wah me
it ain't all about the bling y
i wa's for real
and without that then no deal
and baby i don't need a hand
if it only wants to grab ohing
the more you try
the less i buy it
and i don't have to think it through
you know if i'm feeling you
i don't o make it happen
i get off being free
i don't o make me feel good
i get off doing my thing
i don't need a ring around my finger
to make me feel plete
so let me break it down
i get off when you ain't around
let it go
let it go
let it go
let it go
i don't need a
i don't need a man, i don't
i don't need a man
i'll get me through
'ow i'm fine
i feel brand new
i don't need a
i don't need a man, i don't
i don't need a man
i'll make it through
'ow i'm fine
without you!
i don't o make it happen
i get off being free
i don't o make me feel good
i get off doing my thing
i don't need a ring around my finger
to make me feel plete
so let me break it down
i get off when you ain't around
oh!
i don't need a man (i'm over you)
i don't need a man (i'm over you)
i don't need a man
(i'm without you)
(i'm over you)
i don't need a man
i don't need a man
i don't need a man
特典
作者有话要说:今天包子生日,成功变为一个24岁的老女人……于是带各位王子来个特别节目
这篇在以前的文里写过,今天放到这里和大家一起乐呵乐呵,看过的亲……也请捧个人场吧。
特别放送:《王子秘史之万年受的成长》,特邀旁白解说网络票选第一名嘴伊武深司,大家鼓掌欢迎!!
“哗~~”剧场里空了一半。哼哼,还好我有杀手锏……
“幸村,出去拉客~~”
“啊?为什么,凭我的长相不是应该当第一女主角吗?”
“老娘花大价钱送你去韩国整容让你帮我赚点钱都指望不上吗恩?还~不~快~去~”
美人儿一咬牙一跺脚就出去了,那小肩膀甩得,风情万种啊~~
正剧开始
伊武:很久很久以前,有这样一个故事、故事、故事……
神尾:深司你有病吗?我等不及了。
伊武:反正你就演个大树又不是什么活人有什么着急的,这剧情的进度还不是掌握在我的嘴里你管不着,当旁白就是好动动嘴就行了连台词也不用背……
某包子:咳,扣钱!
伊武:有一个美丽的小姑娘叫月前,因为她的爸爸和妈妈是花前月下相识相知相爱的,为了纪念两个人的伟大爱情,给他们的孩子起名叫前月……但是报户口的时候那个户籍警是从古代穿越过来的习惯从右往左读,所以就记成了月前……一天,月前扎着妈妈新给扯的红头绳在乡间蹦蹦跳跳着。
“美女,你喜欢吃青椒吗?”一个小男孩拦住了月前的去路,正是贴着两条蜡笔眉毛的忍足侑士。
月前:不。
忍足:那胡萝卜呢?
月前:不。
忍足(脸红):我们好有缘哦。我喜欢你,我们交往好不好。
月前:你为什么喜欢我,你说得出我就和你交往。
忍足:我不知道啊,我就是喜欢你。
月前:那好可惜啊,我不和你交往了。
忍足:那,你和我交往的话,看病吃药不花钱,还可以优先挂专家诊呢。
月前:哇~~可以免费为我做一双猫眼吗?
忍足:当然可以。
月前:那我和你交往。